Steveatchu



= Overview =

The Steveatchu is a mighty preadator that feeds on babies, kittens, and facehuggles. It was a reject cast out of the Snapatchu family because of it's differences in taste. It did not eat gooberberries, it only ate babies! So he was cast out and now lives in shame and sorrow among the lands.

= Species Information =

The Steveatchu is a carnivorous baby eating monster. It will prey upon anything though, from humans to telephone poles. It will devour all just for the hell of it! A typical Steveatchu can measure up to ten feet and at least five-hundred pounds. They are extrordinary preadators, being able to kill almost anything they can get their big, meaty hands on.

= Behavior in the Wild =

A wild Steveatchu can usually be observed mauling an innocent animal. But it will attack anything. It is discouraged to hunt a Steveatchu, seeing as to how it might bite your head off and eat your bebehs. When not killing creatures, the Stevatchu is watching failblog. The Steveatchu produces a distinct scent that smells like Old Spice, this is beleived to attract mates for kinky stuff. The Steveatcu never sleeps. It simply sits down and charges it's internal battery with the things it has eaten.

= Prey =

The Steveatchu will feed on anything.

= Natural Enemies =

The Steveatchu only has three natural enemys. Two are the Snapatchu and the Fematchu. The Steveatchu was origionally a regular Snapatchu but it evolved into an upright monkey with power level of over nine thousand. It gained a biological hatred for the Snapatchu and will battle it on sight. These battles are usually epic... like Transformers 2 epic... well a little bit more than that. It's other natural enemy is the shrub, this innocent bush causes the Steveatchu to melt into a pile of cotton candy.

= Parenthood =

The Steveatchu is an excellent parent. It raises it's kittens on a diet of Steak 'n Shake to make them strong warriors when they grow up. When it's kittens hit puberty, he teaches them how to shave their hairy faces. Then when they turn seventeen, the parent sends them off to fight in the Soviet Union. This ensures that only the strongest survive because in soviet russia, breifcase steals you!! Then the parent sends his remaining children to go fight in the real world, only giving them a fifty cal machine gun.

= Death =

All Steveatchu's die in battle, it is unknown how old they grow. When a Steveatchu dies, it gives off a stronger scent of Old Spice as it's skin falls off. Then it turns into cookies for all the little boys and girls to eat!